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STEREOTYPES - Some people live their entire lives depending on them




STEREOTYPES -


TAGS: french hairy armpit america redneck stereotype
Rating: 2.54/5

More motifakes by Alexis.Chu

Adams - May 30, 2010, 12:47 pm
Hmmmm. According to these comments, I guess 99% of Motifake's members have a member!!
BurpingJack - November 27, 2009, 2:10 pm
you always maust be told things twice;that ain't my fault if you're from USA
Bartimaeus - November 26, 2009, 8:57 am
The part where we only say things once...
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
BurpingJack - November 26, 2009, 8:23 am
It's French. Where in this galaxy are you from?
Bartimaeus - November 25, 2009, 2:54 pm
Why's everyone speaking Spanish? I failed that course.
CANADA - November 25, 2009, 2:52 pm
I laugh at myself more than anyone else
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:49 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BurpingJack - November 25, 2009, 2:48 pm
DE QUOI pouvez-vous rire? On aime rire des Américains; en tout cas boneCD, bravo pour l'effort.
BoneCD - November 14, 2009, 7:40 am
Si vous ne pouvez pas rire de vous dont pouvez-vous rire ?
BurpingJack - November 14, 2009, 7:29 am
Bah alors Alex?! Sois fier d'être Français, mec; en dépit du passé et de ce que ces cons peuvent dire!
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:15 pm
an outcast, I meant
Alexis.Chu - August 25, 2009, 8:14 pm
of course that's not true, an unshaved girl is a paria in France ! but that's true we cannot fight xD
CANADA - August 25, 2009, 9:35 am
* shudders *, are they really unshaven? or is that just a frear tactic to keep france safe because they cant fight


GENETICS - I was born to be a pessimist My blood type is B negative


TAGS: blood type pessimist
Rating: 4.73/5

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Verdeckt - July 8, 2011, 6:14 am
don't 'spose you wanna upload that to a pun website?


BURNING DESIRE -


TAGS: typewriter journal tags dollhead internet
Rating: 4.84/5

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Verdeckt - July 15, 2011, 8:22 pm
B-E-A-Utiful


DEFINITION OF BADASS -




TYPICAL - Mercedes drivers really think they can park anywhere they like


TAGS: culos stereotype arrogant
Rating: 4.52/5

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motiphantom - March 24, 2011, 4:56 pm
You're spelling 'you're' wrong!
firedog911 - January 22, 2011, 7:11 am
Your doing it wrong!


Orlando Bloom -


TAGS: hobbit lord of the rings typecast
Rating: 3.42/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - November 1, 2017, 6:20 am
I'v never seen this Orlando Bloom fellow, but Keanu Reeves is a bad actor at all. Keanu is a little less emotional than most actors and that makes him believable. I hate it when actors ham it up sp much that movie isn't Kosher anymore.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 27, 2013, 2:17 am
Basically anything computer generated to cover for his pathetic acting. Not as bad as Keanu Reeves, but still.
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2013, 6:42 pm
...and Troy, and the Pirates of the Caribbean movies.


LABS -


TAGS: four types to choose from
Rating: 4.52/5

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agdaniele - November 18, 2010, 9:30 pm
lmao @ yellow lab? Ugh.... 5L!
simba08 - November 18, 2010, 8:31 am
LMAO @ THE METH LAB
BoneCD - November 18, 2010, 7:08 am
LOL...5 Poodles


STEREOTYPES - They exist for a reason...


TAGS: stereotype cop donut
Rating: 3.11/5
LilGerm - October 17, 2008, 11:27 am
License, registration, and a bearclaw, please.


OLIVE GARDEN - Its like eating in the kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype


TAGS: stereotypes
Rating: 1.87/5

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agdaniele - February 22, 2009, 9:44 am
May I go one step further and say that Olive Garden sucks regardless of nationality.
Culos - November 12, 2008, 5:02 pm
But in all fairness, you are absolutely right, Olive Garden sucks Ass! It has nothing to do with original Italian cuisine...
Culos - November 12, 2008, 5:01 pm
Dear Johnny, there is no such thing as an American. This may come as a surprise, but a great number of American citizens are actually of Italian descent. Need I name a few or can you figure it out....
Johnny - November 12, 2008, 4:47 pm
Authentic Italian food can only be prepared by real Italians. Anything else is just American imitation want to be Italian. Olive Garden sucks.


THE BATMOBILE - The Prototype Just Didn't Measure Up.




DEAR PINOCCHIO -




BIRTHDAY SURPRISE -


TAGS: my second sean type poster i hope you guys like it after all the hard work i put into this
Rating: 3.06/5

More motifakes by Briton of Rose

DarkenedAngel - October 10, 2009, 4:04 pm
long read but great close
Derek - October 1, 2009, 5:49 pm
Macabre
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:31 am
I meant to mention the kind of tight punchline on your other one like this.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:30 am
very good, but I'm a sucker for a tighter punchline. But hey, to each his own.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I like the fact that age matters. This is the subtlest repudiation of JAILBAIT posters Motifake has yet to see. This is way better than the usual Motifake offering, but guess what? Yer other one like this set the bar pretty high. This one is still
Briton of Rose - September 6, 2009, 12:11 am
Thank YOU, guys. I appreciate all the feedback YOU give me. If it weren't for YOU, I'd never have gotten past the "when YOU see it, YOU will shiite brix" phase. Again, thank YOU all. Oh, and I'm just waiting for Sean's review. What do YOU think, Sean?
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:20 pm
Doin' good Aggy...kickin' back watching the Ohio State - Navy game
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:18 pm
Hey Bone! Doing ok... how abouy you? (And quite the innocent title, I might add. The perfect icing on a birthday cake!)
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:03 pm
Regardless. it's a great story with that smack in the head ending!
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 1:02 pm
Hey buddy, how's going. YOU could be right!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:00 pm
I like the overusage of "you" - keeps you suspecting where it's going, but never sure til the end.
BoneCD - September 5, 2009, 12:58 pm
too many "you" in there. Is "you" the captive the captor? It seams like both...or am I reading that wrong? BofR I gave you a 4 because of that...but you're so damn close to perfect!
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:38 pm
AK - layin' down the truth!
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:37 pm
No, other way 'round.
bastian - September 5, 2009, 12:36 pm
I think most of the guys who gave this poster five lions didn't read anything underneath "birthday surprise". The girl deserves five lions, the text deserves a kick in the ass
Arrogant Knight - September 5, 2009, 12:27 pm
This kind of Looooong(ish)Fake I can deal with.
spacedog - September 5, 2009, 12:22 pm
Well done.
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 12:14 pm
Pure genius. Thanks for the journey, Briton... it was well laid out.
dons - September 5, 2009, 12:11 pm
What a timely poster-this week finding a girl who was held as a sex slave in the back yard for 18 years in california
Chompers - September 5, 2009, 9:37 am
You just described my week
Haarakkon - September 5, 2009, 8:31 am
Yes!!!
HerculesAgrees - September 5, 2009, 8:01 am
Like it :)


prototypes -




STEREOTYPES - New Zealand: 10 Sheep per person. Wales: 4 Sheep per person. Scotland: 3 Sheep per person.


TAGS: stereotypes aren t strict to expectations
Rating: 3.18/5

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TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 11:54 am
Hahahahah much appreciated to you for adding to the length. A pointless thread to an unfunny poster, how the days draw on, eh? lol
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 11:28 am
and TG's half-*ss poster is now the proud owner of the longest pointless comment thread ever on MF - I didn'say PF, they have quite the playas there. Hail to the Chief :)
Kung-Fu Devil - February 13, 2012, 11:00 am
I apologise, but I have only just seen it now, in the most recent comments section, with things posted today. In future, I'll go back in time when things are actually happening.
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 10:58 am
I didn't say it wasn't fair, after speaking with Cranky I understand why he did it. I posted in reply to the reason, which I explained and had no reason. I've moved on, posted other things, it happened 2 days ago, tnx for having an opinion now though
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 10:54 am
Trueemo...that's funny, because you will never see what's in my head.
BeNiceToMe - February 13, 2012, 10:50 am
or play with it :)
Kung-Fu Devil - February 13, 2012, 10:05 am
TrueGrave, as a man speaking from experience, it's not worth arguing with the mods. They do their job and although it is sometimes unfair or hard to understand, they do it well. Just post and get over it.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 9:31 am
I got that and you may be right. But it's still narrow minded to upload this poster as a response. Just ask the mods and discuss it (Forum or PM) instead of overreacting like that. Sounds more like TrueEmo than TrueGrave to me ;)
TrueGrave - February 13, 2012, 5:24 am
I've had posters rejected, that doesn't bother me, it's the reason that did.It seemed very narrow minded. A better reason would have been to just say "We aren't allowed to use stereotypes any more.
forseti - February 13, 2012, 4:15 am
Posting in a rage over getting a rejection... I don't have enough space to explain on how many levels that logic fails. ;)
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 8:54 pm
As did the mod, I like arguing a bit too much as you are about to see...
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 8:47 pm
and I replied right back my friend :)
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 8:20 pm
I explained my frustration in full on the forum when I saw your reply just now.
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 8:17 pm
yeah I know, Scotland is off limits here... wonder why ? questions questions :)
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 6:59 pm
I had used the same pic, with the caption "New Zealand - Where the Men are Men and the sheep are scared." It was rejected for the reason it's a joke about Scotland. I don't have enpugh space to explain on how many levels that logic fails.
BeNiceToMe - February 11, 2012, 5:53 pm
and you're right, I don't get it - not that's a reference or anything - mind doing a little explaining ? here or in PM. based on your last production I'm sure it's quite the th5ng :)
HallieMarie - February 11, 2012, 5:07 pm
I liked your first one better. It was super funny! But this one is good too, but I think less people will get it.
TrueGrave - February 11, 2012, 4:28 pm
I posted this in a rage over getting a sheep joke rejected because it was "About Scotland"


MARIO -




texting -


TAGS: typewriter secretary texting driving talent
Rating: 4.7/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 9, 2013, 2:10 am
You're correct, except I think we've actually REACHED that point. Glad you liked it :-)
Iconoclast - October 6, 2013, 8:38 pm
It occurs to me that we are reaching a point where folks will not even be able to identify that black thing she is playing with .......


Google Glass -


TAGS: prototype
Rating: 4.67/5

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Oldsod - February 5, 2014, 3:00 pm
...I can't wait for the big rollout. We just thought idiots texting while living was a problem...


There Are Three Kinds Of Men -


TAGS: men learning types seer doer
Rating: 4.4/5

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MissPriss - May 17, 2013, 3:13 pm
Oh cloud...they aren't insane. Just slow learners or really sick individuals. Teehee. Thanks for dropping by.
CloudchaserS - May 16, 2013, 11:54 am
And the insane keep trying it again and again, thinking "maybe it'll be different this time" even though they get the same results each time


IN MY HEAD I DO -


TAGS: stereotypes sexy hunk average fat
Rating: 3.86/5

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djrcreative - February 27, 2012, 4:34 pm
Homo, as in Homo sapien, like you and I? Beats him being a Neanderthal. And, sitting behind you, I doubt he's Homo erectus. :p
deadpan115 - February 27, 2012, 10:43 am
hey look its that homo that sits behind me in third hout


SUMMER IS ALMOST UPON US - --insert favorite fish joke here--


TAGS: i would never type one of those type of jokes
Rating: 4.44/5

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R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:48 pm
And on that note, I will see all you on Monday! Have a great weekend!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:42 pm
Friction burns...had to take a break...
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:37 pm
If you were out masturbating with dead frogs I'm surprised you go around to seeing UHF Moooooo!
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:35 pm
I'm no Barbarian, but I get by!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 21, 2010, 6:33 pm
UHF....FTW!....Do you know you're Dewey decimal system?
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 6:29 pm
You took the box, let's see what's in the box...NOTHING! Absolutly Nothing! You so STUPID!!
GodsWorshipMe - May 21, 2010, 6:22 pm
i'll take what's in the box
R.S.Jake - May 21, 2010, 3:23 pm
Oooo! Red Snapper! Very Tastey!


MISS CLAIROL -




TYPECASTING -


TAGS: typecasting motivational ronsart
Rating: 4.3/5

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Airman - December 29, 2009, 11:15 am
amazing
Derek - December 29, 2009, 12:41 am
Fontastic :-)


STEREOTYPES - Only offensive if they are untrue




MUSIC - It's in good hands.


TAGS: music selgo katyperry nicki taylorswift
Rating: 4/5

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ughomer - April 3, 2012, 7:13 am
Good first submission.
Preacher Man - April 2, 2012, 11:58 pm
Is that really Katy Perry, or a realistic-looking Katy Perry sex doll?


STEREOTYPES - Letting your own twisted minds make the association.


TAGS: sterotypes exist get over it
Rating: 3.63/5

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MindBenda - February 12, 2012, 5:56 pm
You forgot the ethnic bots.
BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 5:01 pm
don't let them discour5ge you kid :)
HallieMarie - February 12, 2012, 12:09 am
Lol..


OLD AND FAT SO STEREOTYPICAL -




SPELLING - One subject you forgot to study while making motifakes




Progress? -




Prototypes -


TAGS: prototypes bicycle design
Rating: 5/5

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lgvernon - September 10, 2013, 12:19 am

Brakes~~we need brakes! (Or thicker soled shoes)!!


Congratulations -


TAGS: samuel l jackson typecast award
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 4, 2014, 11:42 pm
Jurassic Park?? Bad-ass computer nerd???


1957 Typing Class showing pwissy's mom learning a trade -


TAGS: typewriter smoking in class
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - August 21, 2013, 7:19 pm
You're lucky she never progressed further than a typewriter! She doesn't own a computer, so you get away this time...muhaha.


Every Little Girl's Dream -




C.H.I.P.S. - Get your D.L. ready, pal.




stereotype? -




Danny Trejo -


TAGS: typecast actors
Rating: 4.25/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 25, 2014, 1:22 am
So did Jimmy Stewart.


KNOCK-OUT TYPE -


TAGS: typesetting white magenta cyan
Rating: 4.17/5

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EmilioDumphque - December 27, 2012, 2:19 pm
I can't find any mention of Ottmar Mergenthaler having mental troubles. He died of tuberculosis in 1899.
Greeny - December 26, 2012, 7:16 pm
Didn't the inventor go crazy? Some of the guys I knew who worked on them did...
EmilioDumphque - December 26, 2012, 12:22 pm
Yes! An amazing machine! All the mechanical clunkiness of a LARGE typewritter, an extra complex, industrial sewing machine and a lead foundry rolled into one clanking machine! Imagine designing it!
Greeny - December 26, 2012, 6:20 am
Linotypes were cool to watch


POWER NAPPING -


TAGS: culos enforcing stereotypes
Rating: 4.13/5

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Sho - May 31, 2011, 11:31 pm
I agree
ThatGuy - May 31, 2011, 3:54 pm
If you could vote on a comment, you sir would get 5L!
Jeder - May 31, 2011, 9:56 am
A sleeping Snorlax blocks your path.


JERRY'S KIDS -


TAGS: jerry s kids too soon despair inc type poster motivational ronsart
Rating: 3.44/5

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BoneCD - November 4, 2009, 5:20 pm
That's a 5 you sick bastard...you really need to stop hanging around me.


congratulations -




STEPLADDERS - I never got along with mine.




Insufficient Postage -


TAGS: blonde postage type religion
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 12, 2018, 12:13 am
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - January 2, 2018, 6:35 am
Excellent, UP yours


Print Shape -


TAGS: sofa sectional print type shape
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - January 20, 2016, 9:02 pm
Thanks 'cern
concern3 - January 20, 2016, 5:33 am
Very clever a 5er
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 7:58 pm

acres of 'em.
MissPriss - January 19, 2016, 7:42 pm
Oh I'm sure you've got cursive curves yourself...teehee
MissPriss - January 19, 2016, 7:41 pm
cute is a kind of funny right?
lgvernon - January 19, 2016, 4:11 pm

My kind of cursive!
Reality Lord - January 19, 2016, 3:22 pm

lol...very cute dahlin very cute


MIranda Rights -




Art and Vandals -




It's Very Difficult For Me -


TAGS: to type while laughing
Rating: 4.92/5

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GaryO - December 21, 2014, 1:18 pm
No worries. It’s prolly just a guy with a weak chin, receding hairline, and tiny crooked penis...
EmilioDumphque - December 21, 2014, 11:45 am
HEY! Some slacker didn't give you 5 for that one! I'm sure he hasn't got much of a head start...
GaryO - December 20, 2014, 8:22 am
look who's talkin' (Thank ya phweetums)
MissPriss - December 19, 2014, 10:14 pm
Don't even need to roll down and see your name anymore Mr. Gary...ya got that kinda talent...5Lols
Greybeard - December 19, 2014, 9:02 pm
5LMAO... :)
GaryO - December 19, 2014, 8:29 am
thanks guys
GaryO - December 19, 2014, 8:29 am
Heh, I keep a hand held swiffer handy in case I see one of yours, of which I also keep handy....in my favs
Greeny - December 19, 2014, 4:51 am
My wife says while knitting, "Are you ok?" as I began wiping up everything in front of me... thanks.
mizzdizz - December 18, 2014, 11:31 pm
Nice twist at the end Big O! 5 rolling, laughing lions


Workplace Equality -


TAGS: work place career equality women vs men stereotype
Rating: 4.67/5

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NickDahlmier - February 12, 2016, 8:07 pm
Hey, well all have our moments... Good or bad.
MissPriss - February 11, 2016, 7:50 pm
You can as long as you're having your period too.
NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 12:42 pm
Just so long as I too get to be a b**** in the office, we're fine.
MissPriss - January 26, 2016, 6:15 pm
Tomatoe...tomato...as long as I get my damn sammich!
mizzdizz - January 26, 2016, 8:15 am
Are you sure that its not beauty persuades and power seduces? chuckle, chuckle


Males -




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